Our product occasionally does this at the moment. We've set up asserts in our application to launch a "phone-home" process (on the theory that launching a new p

Our product occasionally does this at the moment. We've set up asserts in our application to launch a "phone-home" process (on the theory that launching a new process is more likely to succeed than trying to phone home from the borked process). However, the phone-home program uses the same assert library, so the rare assertion failure in the phone-home will launch a new phone-home.