I had a similar problem, right down to the breed of the bird and the nationality of the wife! I managed to dodge a bullet though, because she slowly realized th

I had a similar problem, right down to the breed of the bird and the nationality of the wife! I managed to dodge a bullet though, because she slowly realized that being close to the bird made her break out in hives. The day we found some to adopt that vile reptile was a happy one.