I hate reading reddit comments on things like these (because, really, PHP is not insane, crazy, ass-backwards, etc. nor are the contributors lazy or homicidal).

I hate reading reddit comments on things like these (because, really, PHP is not insane, crazy, ass-backwards, etc. nor are the contributors lazy or homicidal). There are some good comments, yes, but you can spend a year making fun of ANY language if you want it hard enough.