You read the headline and think it's fine, kids shouldn't go crazy in traffic, and you click on the article and it isn't bōsōzoku on Vespas, it's random teenage

You read the headline and think it's fine, kids shouldn't go crazy in traffic, and you click on the article and it isn't bōsōzoku on Vespas, it's random teenagers on an electric-assisted kick scooter. If the parents don't take decisive action soon they'll buy bicycles and ride them to the library to read banned books. And the next year they'll listen to wild jazz in the park. Being cooped up with tiger parents in exurbia can't be good for mental health.