Sorry to disappoint, but that's impossible. Socialization is an ambiguous, imprecise activity that demands infinitely many judgements, inferences, and preconce

Sorry to disappoint, but that's impossible. Socialization is an ambiguous, imprecise activity that demands infinitely many judgements, inferences, and preconceived rules & goals. What can be interpreted as "jerk" behavior can also be caused by "dork" behavior, and vice-versa. A joke at someone's expense might be expressing affinity for them or dissing them. Adopting ebonics speech and tone in one context maybe in-group acceptable in one context, but insulting in another. Ultimately, the algorithms need enough trial-and-error socializing experience to become, for lack of a better term, cool.