I do know that posts solely for humour are not really well accepted here but I have to admit that the title really begs to bring up a reference to "Dwarf Bread"

I do know that posts solely for humour are not really well accepted here but I have to admit that the title really begs to bring up a reference to "Dwarf Bread" from Discworld. http://wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/Dwarf_Bread http://wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/Dwarf_Bread