Who says I am (or need to be) an employee? All you slaves can go work for me instead, I'll pay you an extra nickel. I'll sell your labor right back to those com

Who says I am (or need to be) an employee? All you slaves can go work for me instead, I'll pay you an extra nickel. I'll sell your labor right back to those companies you just left, those old robber barons couldn't write an SQL statement if their wealth depended on it! And there's nothing that could stop me... except government regulation.