Ha! And oh, how I did try to be like you. And oh, how I did get railroaded into endless eons of meetings, where no coding shall occur. And oh, how I did get o

Ha! And oh, how I did try to be like you. And oh, how I did get railroaded into endless eons of meetings, where no coding shall occur. And oh, how I did get overruled by the scrum master, the moment I tried to deviate from the script of this iteration's sprint. Engineering manager, though I was. And oh, how planning and retros taught us no lessons at all. How they were just working lunches at a hoteled desk via Skype. No desk. No one to look in the eye. No credible threat in hand. No large, faceless corporation will ever get another hour of my time. Not even the time it would take to destroy them. For they do it to themselves by driving people like me away.