Yeah, it is kind of click-baity. Honestly, I wanted this to spread so I gave it a provocative name. And here it is on the front page of HN... I won't be offend

Yeah, it is kind of click-baity. Honestly, I wanted this to spread so I gave it a provocative name. And here it is on the front page of HN... I won't be offended if the mods change the title of the submission though, I realize that's the sort of thing that rubs people here the wrong way.