For all you non-swedes out there: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bellman_joke https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bellman_joke As an example: A Russian, a German and

For all you non-swedes out there: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bellman_joke https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bellman_joke As an example: A Russian, a German and Bellman were bragging about their football skills. - I once kicked a football over a flag pole, the russian said - What did you get for that?, the others asked - Bronze. - Well, I once kicked a football over a 4 story building, the German said - What did you get for that feat?, the others asked. - Silver. Bellman was not so easily trumped, though - I once kicked a brick over a skyscraper, he said. - Wow! What did you get?! the others asked - A broken foot.