If this werea Shakespeare play, it would be. But in real life, we have to worry about being honest. And it's honestly not true that anyone who reads a byte at

If this werea Shakespeare play, it would be. But in real life, we have to worry about being honest. And it's honestly not true that anyone who reads a byte at a time is too dumb to operate a nipple. All it means is that whoever did it doesn't know much about syscalls.