Arguably off topic, but hilarious. Sample: Elizabeth Bennet and Mr. Darcy mr. darcy: It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession o

Arguably off topic, but hilarious. Sample: Elizabeth Bennet and Mr. Darcy mr. darcy: It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife. Hi ;-) elizabeth: What the fuck. mr. darcy: Well, this is the first time that opening line didn’t work. elizabeth: I could easily forgive your pride, if you had not mortified mine. mr. darcy: So . . . no sexual congress?