Without using a real headless browser running JavaScript AND accessing a browser cookie store to distribute the fake traffic on the event tracking of all gazill

Without using a real headless browser running JavaScript AND accessing a browser cookie store to distribute the fake traffic on the event tracking of all gazillion tracking cookies you‘re already identified with, this approach is utterly useless for the purpose intended. Even for trackers using IP+Fingerprint (which nobody I know is seriously using these days anymore), you‘d have to spoof the user agent of the regular browser. Sorry to say, but you‘ll be much better off with an adblocker.