I'm not an expert with configuring Google Analytics, but this still looks like a bad idea, except possibly in the case of the RSS (use feedburner, parse logs).

I'm not an expert with configuring Google Analytics, but this still looks like a bad idea, except possibly in the case of the RSS (use feedburner, parse logs). If you experience any type of load, you're going to generate a lot of network chatter for no real gain.