Straight male here. My favorite ASMR video is of a dude wearing a fish person mask, eating fudge, and talking to a pineapple [1]. Can you explain to me how exa

Straight male here. My favorite ASMR video is of a dude wearing a fish person mask, eating fudge, and talking to a pineapple [1]. Can you explain to me how exactly this is "soft core phone sex"? Am I unconsciously gay for fish-men? What you are talking about does happen, but I think you are painting with waay too broad a brush. [1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2v1-PQ2cmo& https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2v1-PQ2cmo&