I would have a very hard time not looking him dead in the eye, saying "F* you", and spitting in his coffee. When "best we can" obviously means "best (for us as

I would have a very hard time not looking him dead in the eye, saying "F* you", and spitting in his coffee. When "best we can" obviously means "best (for us as) we can (scam the marks for)", you are a parasite.