I agree, but I will settle for a sticker that says "disabled." Also, when I press a "close door" button in an elevator, I expect a so-fast-it's'-silly Star War

I agree, but I will settle for a sticker that says "disabled." Also, when I press a "close door" button in an elevator, I expect a so-fast-it's'-silly Star Wars closing speed. Or realistically at least a reaction within 0.5 seconds or I get instantly annoyed.