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What are some great jokes/one liners/scenes that will make me laugh?
by jl6 8y ago
What are some great jokes/one liners/scenes that will make me laugh?
- jfoutz 8y agoI thought “She is spherical, like a globe.” Was pretty funny. A lot of it depends on context. A guy trying to be intimidating, but realizing they’re out of their league.
- selimthegrim 8y agoAlso punning on the Globe Theatre probably
- toomanybeersies 8y agoThe entire kitchen scene in The Comedy of Errors is hilarious. > Marry, sir, she's the kitchen wench and all grease; and I know not what use to put her to but to make a lamp of her and run from her by her own light. I warrant, her rags and the tallow in them will burn a Poland winter: if she lives till doomsday, she'll burn a week longer than the whole world. If Shakespeare's plays were written today, there would be outrage. Political correctness was definitely not a concept in 1594.
- EliRivers 8y agoIt was very politically incorrect to practice (or worse, proselytise) Roman Catholicism.
- scarejunba 8y agoMy personal favourite as a child was a popular one from Julius Caesar. "It's Cinna! Tear him apart!" "I am not Cinna the conspirator. I am Cinna the poet!" "Tear him! Tear him for his bad verses!"
- matt4077 8y agoAlcohol: It provokes the desire, yet it taketh away the performance! (I mostly appreciate that line (from Macbeth) because it's just extremely relatable.)
- wiredfool 8y agoThe Pyramus and Thisbe bits from Midsummers. And basically all of Bottom with the Ass head.