>"T-shirts are more acceptable at the beach than bears." I'm very hairy. Chest, back, shoulders, you name it, to the level where shaving/waxing to keep a hairl

>"T-shirts are more acceptable at the beach than bears." I'm very hairy. Chest, back, shoulders, you name it, to the level where shaving/waxing to keep a hairless appearance would be a major undertaking several times per week. I'm also balding, and I can't always be bothered to maintain a perfectly shaved head, so there's some good old male pattern baldness to enjoy, as well. If anyone has a problem with me not wearing a T-shirt at the beach, they'll just have to look somewhere else, because this whole trend of being smooth and hairless is completely ridiculous.