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• crooked-v 8y ago
  Sounds like it's time for the next development paradigm, blitzing. It's like agile, except instead of standup there's spinup, where everyone has to pedal as fast as they can on a stationary bike while giving a status update.
  • claydavisss 8y ago
    And the slowest rider at the end of the spinup is ground into food for the CEO's annoying dog everyone has to pretend they love