This is, simultaneously: * an all-too-realistic snapshot of corporate life * a sobering commentary on the state of conference call norms and terribly interope

This is, simultaneously: * an all-too-realistic snapshot of corporate life * a sobering commentary on the state of conference call norms and terribly interoperating related technologies * if Bladerunner met Office Space * a playbook on how to respond to various real-world conference call mishaps * the funniest thing I've seen in some time