My best quit excuse was that I had Crohn's disease. It let me step away immediately, because I didn't want to poop myself in the office. I also offered to wor

My best quit excuse was that I had Crohn's disease. It let me step away immediately, because I didn't want to poop myself in the office. I also offered to work from home for my final two weeks, to help them train my replacement, but it had to be from home, because of the pooping issue. What's really nice is that I had a ton of options. I could even apply to have my job back, if I couldn't find remote work, in a few months if I had success with the treatment and felt more comfortable in an office environment.