If there is anything I have learned from being an owl, it's that larks are self-righteous jerks. The reality is that the first person to wake up sets the sched

If there is anything I have learned from being an owl, it's that larks are self-righteous jerks. The reality is that the first person to wake up sets the schedule, because they can prematurely awaken anyone that is still sleeping. If you go around clattering around in the kitchen making coffee and bacon smells at 6 am, you can wake me up and I have no recourse. If I wake a lark up at 2 am, before going to bed myself, they can take revenge by staying awake and preventing me from sleeping at all. They have us by the clocks, and they know it.