http://xkcd.com/327/ http://xkcd.com/327/ comes to mind. But, to answer the question: If I absolutely had to, I'd find a language which has a function which al

http://xkcd.com/327/ http://xkcd.com/327/ comes to mind. But, to answer the question: If I absolutely had to, I'd find a language which has a function which also happens to be an acceptable name. Or, if no such thing exists, I'd quickly hack up my own >;] Thinking about it, Max is a good name, and exists in multiple languages.