"I'm sorry, the IT department can't install mysql on your workstation because only sysadmin union members have root access to your workstation and they all left

"I'm sorry, the IT department can't install mysql on your workstation because only sysadmin union members have root access to your workstation and they all left at 5pm. This doesn't qualify as a level 1 emergency so we can't page the on-call sysadmin. You can open a ticket and they will prioritize it tomorrow"