Exactly. If everyone used a gun to kill one person, people would cease to exist, and therefore guns are trying to genocide the human race! Make an absurd assum

Exactly. If everyone used a gun to kill one person, people would cease to exist, and therefore guns are trying to genocide the human race! Make an absurd assumption, link it back to your pet point, conclude something dramatic, link-baity, and utterly preposterous. For bonus points, attribute a motive to inanimate objects.