I'd prefer poetry to hold music. There must be tons of good public-domain poetry. Spend 8 hours recording, say, the early editions of Emily Dickinson's work, an

I'd prefer poetry to hold music. There must be tons of good public-domain poetry. Spend 8 hours recording, say, the early editions of Emily Dickinson's work, and you should have enough material to last every customer for probably the rest of their lives (hopefully they don't spend that much time on hold). Maybe this is some culture-vulture PBS donor stuff, but honest to god I'd dig it.