My HP Zbook at work is the worst laptop I've ever used. Most of the time, telling it to shut down doesn't do anything except kick you back to the login screen

My HP Zbook at work is the worst laptop I've ever used. Most of the time, telling it to shut down doesn't do anything except kick you back to the login screen (seems like a bug with ACPI, not Windows). Behavior with the Thunderbolt dock is abysmal. Simply plugging it in does not work. In order to get my monitors and peripherals working through the dock consistently, I have to boot the machine while disconnected, log in to Windows, put the machine to sleep, connect the dock, then power it back on using the power button on the dock. The fans run loud enough wile idling that I have to keep this thing tucked under my desk so that it's not blasting in my left ear. HP didn't fall because of bad luck, or failing to adapt to a changing market. HP fell because they make worthless crap.