Imho, like any proper religion, Pastafarianism is overdue for a schism/fork. Talking like a pirate does not translate well to many languages, and ninjas are ge

Imho, like any proper religion, Pastafarianism is overdue for a schism/fork. Talking like a pirate does not translate well to many languages, and ninjas are generally considered way cooler, which would make the ramen noodle the most superior noodle of noodles. One could argue this outcome was already prophecized over a decade ago [0], but back then we just didn't understand the memes proper context, as we lacked belief in the FSM. This forked Pastafarianism could also be specifically tailored to have a higher acceptance as a "proper religion" in front of worldly courts, to get the proper recognition, and same benefits, like other "proper" religions. It'd be a rather peaceful solution to the very obvious discrimination and oppression of a religious minority. If they won't change, then we have to. [0] https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pirates-vs-ninjas https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pirates-vs-ninjas