This was not written by somebody who spent much time learning Lisp. This was written by somebody who gave up pretty quickly. Quick summary/translation: We wa

This was not written by somebody who spent much time learning Lisp. This was written by somebody who gave up pretty quickly. Quick summary/translation: We want to be finished learning Lisp, and it makes us angry to encounter evidence to the contrary. Even though we can't yet code a simple loop, we know exactly the best way for you to help us, and it makes us mad if you try to steer us in a different direction. We're grown-ups now and don't ever want to be beginners at anything again.