OK, so what then? Lets try some MBA-approved brainstorming - nothing is wrong here, ideas are what is important! - A carefully calculated series of beatings?

OK, so what then? Lets try some MBA-approved brainstorming - nothing is wrong here, ideas are what is important! - A carefully calculated series of beatings? - The 'naughty step' for at least five minutes? - Some sort of heavy-duty drug regimen involving intravenous lithium and/or ketamine? - Maybe just pay someone to follow them around and prod them with a meter-stick whenever they seem to be getting a bit too excited? They could also hold up a warning sign, or maybe a color coded flag (as decided by either local church committee, or an act of parliament, depending on regional preferences) to warn people nearby (when not engaged employing the meter-sick, of course.)[0] 0. This last one is actually really good, as not only does it fix the sociopaths, it gets us closer to full employment, what with the flag people and all the committees, which will need planning meetings with secretaries and facilitators and note-takers and adminstrators, probably some sort of report will need to be generated after a while to see if the committees are working properly, or if we need more. And then there's the craftsmen who make the meter-sticks and flags as well. Probably the flag/meter-stick people will want a uniform, which adds a whole new layer of possibilities. In fact, I can't see why everyone doesn't just get up NOW and grab a long stick and go out and prod some fucking sociopaths just to show them who's boss. I think that was the idea, anyway.