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Scientists! I offer my services as an author of better bullshit than you can create by feeding a parody generator with marketing materials. Observe! - The unkn
by JulianMorrison 8y ago
Scientists! I offer my services as an author of better bullshit than you can create by feeding a parody generator with marketing materials. Observe!
- The unknown flees from the implausible.
- Unheard elephants are never green.
- Although many people seek apples, few seek the road.
- Judgement is like chewing on expensive rubber.
- A circle is a square with intention.
- DanBC 8y agoThis must become a twitter bot.
- occamschainsaw 8y agoHere's one such generator, based on Deepak Chopra corpus. http://wisdomofchopra.com http://wisdomofchopra.com Note that the purple indic text on top is the word "Bullshit" transliterated in Gujarati.
- WhompingWindows 8y ago"Experiential truth experiences quantum excellence"
- TeMPOraL 8y ago- If you immediatley know the candle light is fire, then the meal was cooked a long time ago.
- EthanHeilman 8y agoYou have a real gift at this.
- justwalt 8y agoIf you swapped ‘road’ for ‘seeds’ in the one about apples, it becomes not bullshit.
- JulianMorrison 8y agoMy approach was to take stereotypical schemas, populate them with nouns that are drawn from the same stereotypical set of actors, but in surreal ways, and then tweak them until they are right on the edge of bullshit. That one was originally "Although many people seek apples, few seek the banana", for example. So it's not too surprising they are close to the boundary of banal "profundities".
- bena 8y agoInspirobot?