Of course I want to skip maid service. It is disgusting. They just mopped the room next door, where people are vomiting everywhere, and then they drag that mop

Of course I want to skip maid service. It is disgusting. They just mopped the room next door, where people are vomiting everywhere, and then they drag that mop around my room. I'll have to disinfect it again, as I do every time the maid has been in. This is such a pain. (wiping every switch/knob/handle with Lysol or similar) Then there is theft and breakage. So now I have to lug my stuff around instead of leaving it in the room. Then there is me. Maybe I like to do things in private that might be embarrassing. Maybe I want to sleep during the day. For all these reasons, maid service should be opt-in. I should have to leave the room unlocked; there should be no maid key. Entry without my permission should require a boltcutter, prybar, breaching round, battering ram, or saw. (and yes, guests who needlessly cause this should be charged for the damage) For the time during which I am paying for the room, it should be mine alone.