I love how well written, yet utterly inane this piece is! The toaster disposal picture really got me chuckling... Just the fact that they felt the need to evid

I love how well written, yet utterly inane this piece is! The toaster disposal picture really got me chuckling... Just the fact that they felt the need to evidence it lying by the side of a trash can. And how observant neighbours probably would have eventually connected the black smoke with the defunct appliance.