> Alyssa signed the form, but Plumbo declined to answer CNN's questions on the record. This is such an infuriatingly typical corporate sleazebag move: "We can'

> Alyssa signed the form, but Plumbo declined to answer CNN's questions on the record. This is such an infuriatingly typical corporate sleazebag move: "We can't comment because of privacy reasons." Consent is provided. "Uhhhh actually still no comment." A hyper-cautious approach might hypothetically provide some marginal protection in the case of a lawsuit, but it sure makes you look like garbage to any independent reporter.