Growing up in the USA, my parents called farts "toots" just because they thought the more popular term was too vulgar. I don't think it's that rare, honestly.

Growing up in the USA, my parents called farts "toots" just because they thought the more popular term was too vulgar. I don't think it's that rare, honestly. I can't take the platform seriously if I have to be talking about toots all the time. Sorry. I doubt I'll ever get used to that one.