I'm waiting for the next generation ad blockers where a cloud based html rendering engine renders the image of the page to a frame buffer, crops out the article

I'm waiting for the next generation ad blockers where a cloud based html rendering engine renders the image of the page to a frame buffer, crops out the article or pictures, compresses them, and sends it to my device. Hell, you could do a mechanical turk system and pay micropayments to 3rd world employees to crawl ad-infested crap and harvest the content for me (Or better yet, share it for the common good)