Seinfeld did a bit about this: >Of course when you're a kid, you can be friends with anybody. Remember when you were a little kid what were the qualifications?

Seinfeld did a bit about this: >Of course when you're a kid, you can be friends with anybody. Remember when you were a little kid what were the qualifications? If someone's in front of my house NOW, That's my friend, they're my friend. That's it. Are you a grown up.? No. Great! Come on in. Jump up and down on my bed. And if you have anything in common at all, You like Cherry Soda? I like Cherry Soda! We'll be best friends!