This reminds me of a Wizard of Id comic where the local paper comes in to interview the king. Reporters: We'd like to ask you some questions on your environmen

This reminds me of a Wizard of Id comic where the local paper comes in to interview the king. Reporters: We'd like to ask you some questions on your environmental record. King: How many trees are killed to print your paper? -Reporters leave- Squire: That was a quick interview.