I would like to thank the Javascript community for finally clearing up the whole "JS is not Java" debacle by just throwing in the towel and becoming Java, even

I would like to thank the Javascript community for finally clearing up the whole "JS is not Java" debacle by just throwing in the towel and becoming Java, even if they call it Typescript now. JS sure is such a modern language, you can tell because its always changing. Time to go build me some applets, sorry, SPAs!