Because someday I (being extremely smart and awesome person who's way better than the average worker) will be that rich capitalist standing on the backs of the

Because someday I (being extremely smart and awesome person who's way better than the average worker) will be that rich capitalist standing on the backs of the workers. So I need to protect them now, obviously. Plus I can negotiate better by myself against a faceless company worth dozens of billions. Like I said, I'm very special.