Maybe, for ETs, our site might be like - "There is some life form out there trying to use JS but not using it enough. They are using some biteless/boring chaini

Maybe, for ETs, our site might be like - "There is some life form out there trying to use JS but not using it enough. They are using some biteless/boring chaining stuff called promises and there are no beautiful pyramid of dooms ..... ". We may never know.