This reminded me of this joke: Two brokers walk on the street and suddenly one of them proposes: if you eat that shit on the ground you get a million dollars.

This reminded me of this joke: Two brokers walk on the street and suddenly one of them proposes: if you eat that shit on the ground you get a million dollars. He eats it very quickly and is amazingly happy with his profit. A moment later the guy who had eaten the shit proposes the other: if you eat this shit you get a million from me. He also eats it without thinking. After 10 minutes one of them asks: why have we eaten all that shit? The other replies: Don't you see we have created two million trading volume? (Apologies if it isn't funny. Don't remember exactly the original and I'm also not a real joke teller type. )