What are you talking about? This is a static, column-like entry. Why would a static content need pull-to-refresh? Or comments? Or a slider? Mobile-friendly is

What are you talking about? This is a static, column-like entry. Why would a static content need pull-to-refresh? Or comments? Or a slider? Mobile-friendly is perfectly fine with CSS resolution rules. Or with sticking to the basics and letting content flow within boundaries. Basic analytics can be done on server side, or, by sending a single request with resolution, etc. as POST or GET params, or even by parsing web server logs. It won't give you that much, but it will give you basics for certain. (See awstats and webalizer from the old days.) Don't overcomplicate things, none of what you're talking about is needed for an article.