This feels like the Onion story “‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens” that they post after every US mass shooting, just with

This feels like the Onion story “‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens” that they post after every US mass shooting, just with the picture changed. Intel will be fixing ME vulnerabilities forever. It has a huge attack surface, but too obscure to get serious resources from them.