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"Mainly because if we make Rockstar a real (and completely pointless) programming language, then recruiters and hiring managers won't be able to talk about 'roc
by i_made_a_booboo 8y ago
"Mainly because if we make Rockstar a real (and completely pointless) programming language, then recruiters and hiring managers won't be able to talk about 'rockstar developers' any more"
Hahahahaha I love you for this.
Easiest path to becoming a certified Rockstar developer.
This is so we'll thought out and hilarious. You've earned my number one spot for best esoteric programming language. It used to be Chef where the programs make recipes and someone made a program that output hello world but actually was real instructions for baking a cake. They then baked the cake. But this? Oh the sky is the limit with this !
- voicedYoda 8y ago2.0 will be called "Star Ninja".
- rossdavidh 8y agoThe phrase "that's so crazy it just might work", is very rarely true, but if we actually got behind this and spread the news, we might actually be able to annoy HR and management enough to purge "rock star" from dev job postings.
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- arethuza 8y agoThe version number scheme should start from "10X" as well....
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- brightball 8y agoI have such a strong desire to learn this now...
- tutfbhuf 8y ago"and completely pointless" or one could also say pointfree
- glenneroo 8y agoThere is also at least one advantage to being a Rockstar programmer: "...poetic literals allow the programmer to simultaneously initialize a variable and express their innermost angst."