Let's see, do I want to be a faux-hawk haircut havin' hipster that smells like a can of Axe body spray exploded, or do I want to be a cave (cubicle) dwelling, s

Let's see, do I want to be a faux-hawk haircut havin' hipster that smells like a can of Axe body spray exploded, or do I want to be a cave (cubicle) dwelling, socially-inept nerd who has never touched a woman? Tough choice, really.