What if someone writes a new law as a literary work about banning soft drinks or limiting sugar. They write hundreds of these literary laws in many different fo

What if someone writes a new law as a literary work about banning soft drinks or limiting sugar. They write hundreds of these literary laws in many different forms using lots of varying language with the specific intent to copyright it so that it makes it very difficult to draft an actual bill that bans soft drinks or limits sugar use in processed foods without violating some soda company's copyrights.