Yeah like those crazy conspiracy theorists who believe that if our government is capable of mass surveillance, they might actually do it. Or those conspiracy t

Yeah like those crazy conspiracy theorists who believe that if our government is capable of mass surveillance, they might actually do it. Or those conspiracy theorists who think marijuana is improperly scheduled and there's been a decades-long campaign to lie to the public about its health effects. Or those conspiracy theorists who think photographic evidence is sometimes widely misrepresented by the media. Or those conspiracy theorists who think state actors sometimes astroturf social media. Or the conspiracy theorists who thought we facilitated the the Iran-Contra weapons sales. Or the conspiracy theorists who thought Iraq didn't have any WMDs. Why on Earth would anyone distrust the government and Real News™?