Ah man, everyone keeps insisting that I compete in this. Mind you, I'm not legally allowed to deploy my puns within city limits. EDIT: from the downvote, it se

Ah man, everyone keeps insisting that I compete in this. Mind you, I'm not legally allowed to deploy my puns within city limits. EDIT: from the downvote, it seems that I've already been PUNished ... Do... your ... worst HN!